The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary:

---------------------------------

Compiled by Berton Corson <70473.1567@COMPUSERVE.COM

 

:-o Wow! :-c Real unhappy
 
:-| Grim :-C Just totally unbelieving
 
:= | Baboon :-B Drooling
 
:-v Speaking :-, Smirk
 
:-V Shout :-|| Anger
 
:-w Speak with forked tongue :-) Smiling
 
:-r Sticking tongue out :-( Frowning
 
:-* Oops! '-) Wink
 
:-T Keeping a straight face ;-) Sardonic Incredulity
 
:-D Said with a smile %-<I Drunk with laughter
 
:-x Kiss kiss :-" Pursing lips
 
:-[ Pouting :-# My lips are sealed
 
:-X A big wet kiss! :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation
 
:-Y A quiet aside 8-| Eyes wide with surprise
 
-< Absolutely livid!! &-| Tearful
 
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
 
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
 
8-] "wow, maaan"
 
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
 
:-, "Hmmmm "
 
|%( "Someone just busted my nose"
 
:~D "Great! I like it!"
 
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
 
:-) Your basic smiley This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix
;-) Winky smiley User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley
:-( Frowning smiley User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something
:-I Indifferent smiley Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smiley
:- User just made a really biting sarcastic remark Worse than a :-)
:- User just made a really devilish remark
;- Winky and devil combined A very lewd remark was just made
 
Those are the basic ones Here are some somewhat less common
ones:
 
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
;-( User is crying
;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:~) User has a broken nose
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley
The invisible smiley
-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto but he's winking
X-( User just died
C=};*{O) Mega-Smiley A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
 
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
smileys
 
:] - Gleep a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:) - Happy
: - hmm, let me think
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm, not funny!
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what pretences!
:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!
:O - Yelling
;( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
 
 
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
(:-( unsmiley frowning
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+-:-) smiley priest
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-\ undecided smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:< midget unsmiley
: midget smiley
 
:-) ha ha %%:-( net flame
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:- hey hey
:-( boo hoo X-( net suicide
:-I hmm
:-O uh oh :-I net startrek
:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net pets
|-P yuk
 
Male :-
Female -
 
Infinity 8
 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
%\v Picasso
 
:) smiley
 
:) a little devil
 
%-| been working all night
 
::-) wears glasses
 
}:-( bull headed
 
:-{) has a mustache
:-# braces
 
:-& tounge-tied
 
:-D big smile
 
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
 
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
 
:-W speak with forked tongue
 
:-@ "I swear"
 
:-X my lips are sealed
 
:-C really bummed out
 
C=:-) chef
 
*<:-) Santa Claus
 
:-O Mr Bill
 
*:o) Bozo
 
:*) Ed McMahon
 
[:-) wearing a walkman
 
:-)) double chin
 
:-7 smokes a pipe
 
C:# football player
 
:-)8 man with bowtie
 
:-() I stubbed my toe
 
:-( ) You stepped on my toe
 
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
 
<\\
: * a cat
<//